Petition to make this the new anonymous icon

I'm Albert but your uncle just calls me "harder and faster"
Hi guys,
Just letting you know that I’ve moved to www.nerdycockyqueer.tumblr.com so please go follow me there instead of here
I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks
I thought this was just a god tier shitpost
Is this the unreleased Silent Hill game.
VLC Media player ain’t here to play games!
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